Random product of the month: November edition

For those of us who has ever wanted to look like an emoji in real life, there’s now a product that gets us one step closer to fulfilling that dream.

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Ziukoza from Too Cool for School promises to remove those pesky and stubborn lips and eyes.  Lips and eyes are great for micro-expressions but why bother when a simple pair of dots and a parenthesis does a perfect job of expressing everything you need to communicate? 😕🙂

Random product of the month: May Edition

Transform into an attractive lady!

 

“Steps that can transform an average-looking woman into an attractive lady”…

That’s what it says on the product box. Of course I was going to buy it. I didn’t even look at the product, I was entranced by the promise of becoming an attractive lady.

The product?

Tony Moly Nail Patch
Tony Moly Nail Patch

 

Who knew ridged-nails could be such a threat to my attractiveness. Also, I suppose using this will imbue in me some level of class…?  That’s good because as is, I am no lady.