For those of us who has ever wanted to look like an emoji in real life, there’s now a product that gets us one step closer to fulfilling that dream.
Ziukoza from Too Cool for School promises to remove those pesky and stubborn lips and eyes. Lips and eyes are great for micro-expressions but why bother when a simple pair of dots and a parenthesis does a perfect job of expressing everything you need to communicate? 😕🙂
I don’t know what this is or what it does… But if you ever want to “peoseok peoseok a man’s face”, this is it. Please note the product usage tip that recommends using this product with foundation, “such as baboons drop in the base product”.