“Steps that can transform an average-looking woman into an attractive lady”…
That’s what it says on the product box. Of course I was going to buy it. I didn’t even look at the product, I was entranced by the promise of becoming an attractive lady.
Who knew ridged-nails could be such a threat to my attractiveness. Also, I suppose using this will imbue in me some level of class…? That’s good because as is, I am no lady.